You’ve heard about it, all the kids are doing it, so what’s keeping you from signing up? You’re afraid of being myspace had, that’s what.

As we all have friends that jump on our computers to check their mail or update their myspace account, some lack the foresight to click “log out.” And god bless em, cookies allow the myspace hadder (me) to “myspace had” my unsuspecting friends. I’ve had my account changed to say I was a proud parent, and I’m bi, along with some shocking videos. Here’s the video that ended up on my profile after I got myspace had by John.

My poor unsuspecting friend Shawn got myspace had by yours truly, and should have known it would happen again, but he never learns. First time it happened, I changed his profile pic from to .

I also made me his hero. The second hadding calls for a little more creativity!

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. . . . just to fuck with people from the future. Think about it. . . . .. . . . . . . . . [looking at watch] . . . . . . . . . . . they would have no idea how it was built. . . . .Stonehenge isn’t a calendar, it’s a bunch of drunk early Europeans, screwing with people from the future. Maybe the Egyptians had a sense of humor much like my own. I was thinking of what should be in my will. I say, take all my money, and see how big of a statue of me can you build with that. Right now it would be cheaper just to have myself stuffed and tanned, but in about 25 years or so, hopefully it’ll stand tall. . . . . . . nah, I’m going to give it to my fam & friends of coarse, but that does not change my view that we should build a crazy statue to screw with people from the future.

Sorry Mark,

I had no idea that I was neglecting my computer gig workin friends. I’ve been doing a lot of work for just a few clients that keep me busy pretty much 40 hours a week. I made the craigsbuddy about a year ago when I was drinking with some buddies. I was telling them that it would be nice to have something that had all of the computer gigs on it, so you could just check it once as oppose to checking all of the sites. So I slapped it together and figured that I’d share it with all my peeps. I even posted it on craigslist in the computer gigs section with the title “Thought this might help” and people kept marking it as spam. Spam? Me, Spam? WTF? I hate spam (see followin article). Well, I’m glad you like it Mark, and if it ever goes down again, just leave a comment in any of my articles and I’ll have it fixed in a

I have a ton of websites that I run, and like anything else, spammers would love for all of you guys, yes everyone, to visit their casino, buy some viagra, and while you’re at it, check out the donkey on midget porn. Really, wtf? I don’t want your crap on my site so stop f in posting it. I really only update this blog, what, every 3 months and it has no follow tags so it doesn’t get indexed by google (I just wanted to make sure those didn’t work). It has a PR of 1/10. and it gets almost no traffic. I have no idea where all of these people come from. Some how they came from - http://www.spidervisit.com http://www.whois.sc/801am.com http://kfyi.com/cc-common/RadioKeywordSystemSearch/search3.php

Who is looking me up on whois?

Month	Unique visitors	Number of visits	Pages	Hits	Bandwidth
Jan 2006	151	212	384	1420	101.35 MB
Feb 2006	109	124	138	319	13.64 MB

Please read on for how we can do our part.

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I was watering my garden today and I saw this weird ass bug. It looked like what I would imagine if an albino rooster had a baby with a goffer. . . an ugly goffer. Take a look at it for your self. wtfisthis.jpg and whatthehellisthis.jpg Tell ya what, $5 to the first person that can tell me what the hell this is. Or even better, assuming I just discovered a new bug, and I wasn’t so vein to name the bug after myself, what would be the best name for this bug? . . . I would call it . . . Habovitourus Albionous, Cracker Ass Bug.

Okay, this is going to get real stupid real quick. If you don’t know who this is (ie you some how surffed in by some stupid chance from a misspelling error in your google search and found this site and felt compelled to read this particular post, you get the picture) this is what i do in my spare time when i’m bored after Conan. I got bored and wanted to know what I would look like with a perm. . . yea i realize how stupid that is. Well I have some skill in photoshop and decided to photoshop a perm on my head. Well, true to form (damn you a.d.d.) I got side tracked and when I couldn’t find a decent picture of a guy with a perm online, i typed in bad hair in google image search and found these pics. Well, after looking at the pics i had to work with, this is what I came up with. I call it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

So folding laundry is something that us guys hate doing, but now with this new instructional video, its fun. I don’t know why I like this video so much . . . . maybe it’s the cheezy game show music or perhaps it’s just the thought that some where in the world, they thought this would make exciting tv, and then went as far as to post it on the internet so I would find it and then post it on my blog that no one even visits any way. . . . crazy asian game shows. . . huh huh huh.

Click here and watch, you gotta see it to beleive it, and by “it,” I mean Japanese variety shows are hurting for content.

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So, I’m a big advocate for not drinking and driving, but this philosophy is beginning to get the best of me. So, unlike every other Joe at the bar, I actually took a cab back instead of driving drunk, because I love getting towed.

I call the towing company and I’m lucky enough to get the guy that actually towed my car. I asked him his name and he responded with an incoherent backwoods dialect. I asked him if he could spell it for me and he responded “B . . i . l . . . . . .l . . y?” as if he was reading it right off his shirt. I told him that I had a pass for the parking lot that I was in and he said he knew. . . . hmmmm . . . then why the fuck did you tow me? He said that he had seen my car there many times before but this time I didn’t have my pass up. . . . thanks for the info . . . BILLY.
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I was playing around with the new google maps satellite feature and then just got a little curious when I saw that the picture of my house was a year or so old (it was still being constructed). Then I thought
about the WTC and wondered what it looked like. Well here’s the screen shot of ground zero:

Click here to see all of the other images that I found and that people sent in

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Well here it is. I’ve been putting together little sites and sending them out to friends and other sites and they typically get a lot of hits and grow. My most recent one Fun With Google Maps has had a lot of user response.

One such quote:

“So. . . .do you have a blog?”

My response:

“Uhh, No.”

So I acted on it and here she is. I’ll be posting stuff at random whenever I get arround to it. Some will just be normal stuff and other will be weird things as I see fit. Let me know what you think and who, if any are even coming to this site.

Later peps,

Tom

P.S. The only people that ever came to this site were craigslist people. You guys can just go herehttp://801am.com/craigsbuddy